Internet Quotes

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
Homer Simpson
Will the highways on the Internet become more few?
George Bush
The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.
Jon Stewart
Because just like in life, in death we can't resist having the latest and best of everything. I mean, a casket with Internet hook-up? Give me a break.
Dennis Miller
During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet. Al Gore

About Driving

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Baseball is like driving, it's the one who gets home safely that counts.

Telling the future by looking at the past assumes that conditions remain constant. This is like driving a car by looking in the rearview mirror.

On People

People are like sticks of dynamite… the power’s on the inside. But nothing happens until the fuse gets lit.
Mac Anderson

Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while while they're going to heaven somehow make me glad that we're going in separate directions.
Martin Terman

The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.
Oscar Wilde

There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are."
Frederick L. Collins

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Robert Frost

Humor is the most engaging cowardice.
Robert Frost