People are like sticks of dynamite… the power’s on the inside. But nothing happens until the fuse gets lit.
Those people who tell me that I'm going to hell while while they're going to heaven somehow make me glad that we're going in separate directions.
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.
There are two types of people - those who come into a room and say, "Well, here I am!" and those who come in and say, "Ah, there you are."
Frederick L. Collins
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
Humor is the most engaging cowardice.